Jesus was bored so he went to his father God and asked him, "Dad give me something to do - I am bored"

"Take a file and smooth the top of HImalayas" said God

After seven thousand years, Jesus came back again.

"And now what can I do for you?" he asked God again

God gave him a spoon and told him to empty the Indian ocean. After seven thousand years, Jesus came back again.

Its done.... and now? he asked God?

Tired, God looked at him and said, "Listen, Jesus go down to earth and convince men down there to love each other - that will keep you busy for eternity!"